I wasn't looking forward to the trip. I was exhausted. I just wanted to stay home, snuggle up in bed and take a nap. But mother's guilt rose into my conscious, so I got ready in a haste - no frills, no thrills, just the basics.
I should explain this guilt thing: During a recent conversation with my Aunt we chatting about Maddy's upcoming 10th birthday. My baby is turning ten. This realization is hard for me; I'm sure many mothers can relate. I mean, just yesterday she was a sweet baby sleeping in my arms! While I struggled comprehending reality, on the other end of the phone I hear my Aunt say, "Just think, in ten years she could be married..." FACE-PALM! Hold up... What did she just say?! But, it's true... didn't I get married when I was twenty?
Enter: Guilt. I'm not even going to think about what my Aunt said, but in eight years Maddy will be heading off to college. I know it seems like a long way off, but the last ten years have gone by (SO) fast. Today she is still ALL mine. I don't care HOW tired I am. Today... is girl's day.
First up, Goodwill. The last place I wanted to be was in a congested store. Don't get me wrong, I love a good deal, but there wasn't anything on my list of wants and needs that I could find at the thrift store, right?
Maddy loves Goodwill, and it's an inexpensive way to let her feel a little extra special, since I always let her pick something for herself. She runs off and I head to my usual racks:
1st: Curtain rods - Nothing good.
2nd: Electronics - Nothing that I was looking for. There was an interesting do-dad that hooks up to the T.V. and plays an iPod - but, then I remembered, I have an iHome, so... Pass.
3rd: Pets, Garden and Home Goods - Nada.
4th: Books? (please, please, PLEASE have Eat, Pray, Love.) Nope.
Usually, at this point, I give Maddy a five minute warning before dragging her from the store. Today, though, I didn't have the energy; so I let her continue doing whatever it is that she's doing and I head over to the clothing racks. I'm not too keen on buying used clothes for myself, but Goodwill regularly receives donations from popular department stores. So, to kill time, I started digging through the racks, just to see, and... BINGO!
Starring me in the face: a brand new, Liz Claiborne, dark brown leather jacket.* My size. $9.99. For years I've wanted a dark brown leather jacket. Once, I even took a special trip over to Macy's just to buy one. In the end, I couldn't justify dishing out the dough because I wouldn't wear it often enough**. AND If I buy a brown leather jacket, I NEED brown leather shoes, right? No question. See the pattern here? But guess what? You'll never guess...
Brand new, Nine West, SUPER CUTE, Size 12***, kitten heel ankle booties - WITH a buckle detail AND the color matches the coat perfectly. $4.99. O. M. G. SCORE!!!
Now I'm excited. I rummage through every rack in the store, huffing obnoxiously and sighing loudly when someone gets in my way. I find a long, black, thick knitted winter scarf that looks a little... familiar, to say the least. (Back story: earlier this winter I was walking through the mall, (another girl's day,) eyed a scarf in the Gap window and drooled. It was perfect. I went in, picked it up, looked at the price tag, almost fainted, put it back and stomped out of the store. $60?! Come on, Gap, no WAY. I went right home and learned to knit - no joke. Two months later I finally finished the handmade scarf, but Maddy wanted it, so... no scarf for me.) Here I am, at Goodwill, scarf in hand, almost too excited to look at the tag: Yep. Gap. $2.99. My heart's racing now!
Then... a black, long sleeve, open front, shawl cardigan: BCBG. Hot DAMN! TODAY is my DAY!
Two hours later...
My loot from above, two shirts for Maddy, a toy and flat iron that she wanted, and we're off to Marshall's... with a renewed spring in my step.
Okay, first, let me say this: Sometimes Miss Maddy says some CRAZY, off-the-wall things. Kind of a Smack-My-Head, where did you get THAT, kind-of-a-thing... This morning, before we left the house, Maddy asks if we can stop at the gas station to buy cotton candy. I pause, look at her sweet, innocent expression and (seriously) smack myself in the forehead. Cotton candy? At the GAS STATION? I simply say "uh, honey, I don't think the gas station sells cotton candy..."
We walk into Marshall's and what do I spy? A big bucket of cotton candy. $2.99. I chuckle, shake my head, throw it in the cart and move on.
I love Marshall's. Cute stuff, great prices, but nothing I need to spend money on at the moment. As Maddy looks through the kid's clothes I rummage through the beauty aisle. Pretty floral hand cream for the car - check.**** Then... what do I see here? A torn up box, clearance priced $2.99, with the brand name Tweezerman. Hmmm... let's take a look-see. If it's a pair of Tweezerman tweezers - for $2.99 - it's mine. Period. I open the box to find a shiny black makeup bag. Hmmph. BUT... inside the bag, I find TREASURE!!!: TWEEZERMAN tweezers, eyelash curler, cuticle clippers and a porcelain nail file. No WAY. (I run a quick calculation in my head) retail value: $85.00 - minimum. This HAS to be mis-priced. Oh well - it's MINE NOW, SUCKERS!
A few "No - that's too grown up" comments on the clothes Maddy chose and we're off to check out, where I get distracted. I think everyone can see the hot steam blowing from my ears, because Maddy says, "Mama, what's wrong?" when I spot a coffee press for $15.99. I paid $80 for mine. Damn. OK, check out, where the cashier swoons over my Tweezerman STEAL.
Just in case you were wondering:
Liz Claiborne leather jacket: Retail $199/Mine $9.99
Nine West booties: Retail $89/Mine $4.99
Gap winter scarf: Retail $60/Mine $2.99
Gap sweater (I know, I didn't mention this - sorry): Retail $49/Mine $4.99
BCBG sweater: Retail $178/Mine $4.99
Shirts for Maddy: Retail $40?/Hers $5.98
Toy and flat iron: Retail $30/Hers $12
Tweezerman Kit: Retail $85/Mine $2.99
Gap sweater (I know, I didn't mention this - sorry): Retail $49/Mine $4.99
BCBG sweater: Retail $178/Mine $4.99
Shirts for Maddy: Retail $40?/Hers $5.98
Toy and flat iron: Retail $30/Hers $12
Tweezerman Kit: Retail $85/Mine $2.99
That's $730 worth of items for a mere $48.00. WOOT!
Good girl's day. Guilt be gone. GREAT bargains. I can't wait to do it again!
Good girl's day. Guilt be gone. GREAT bargains. I can't wait to do it again!
*I'm really not a Liz Claiborne fan, but have you seen her leather coats?! This will be my 3rd LC leather coat. They're beautiful. Cut well, great color, soft leather.... worth the $199 price tag at Macy's.
**I'm really a black-wearing-fashionista.
***Yes, I have enormous feet for a woman. Just another thing I can blame on the kids. Imagine how I felt when I found MY size just sitting there on the rack!
****Hand cream, for the car, WAS on my list... I'm SERIOUS!!!
Dude...can I come with you for your next girl's day?!!? (On your dime, natch). :)
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